BRILLIANT!!!

The Package
was
WONDERFUL!!!

fantastic job and well done to cody, callie, and trent.

DO NOT OPEN THIS PACKAGE!!!!!!!




happy hanukah!

you are getting very curious....

my horoscope today told me that i should focus on narrative instead of trying to draw a crowd and rape their opinions.

the press is on to me. they are trying to stop me.

thats strange.

we will not stop.

this piece has narrative ! but very little.

DECEMBER 14th and 15th

So far one of our collective fears has come true.

A tornodo struck downtown last night.

Yesterday this show aroused what i believed to be a tear from someone sitting in on a rehearsal.

THE PACKAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
DECEMBER 14th and 15th !!!!
CHATTANOOGA THEATRE CENTRE

i should expect that at least 5 dollars will be contributed to trent by everyone in here. contact trent for details.
also, does anyone know why my subject line keeps coming out in Hindi or how to make it stop doing so?

some clues

एवें कैट्स वौल्ड बे रोबोट्स

I started thinking about it today, and I really realized how great it would be if we had robots to do everything for us. Now I know that these kind of thoughts are not common, but really, when you suspend your disbeleif for a little while and imagine a world where all work was done by robots, and we as humans could indulge in the purely organic, purely artistic and enjoyable, or be robots when we needed something rigid to balance us out, wouldn't that just be like a good scotch? I don't know. Type writers are robots, in a way. so i my watch that my mother bought me a few christmases ago. so is my car, which I love and honor, and the satelites that the government use to vaporize people
when they open the package!

lookslikeyouhaveanewjob

hahahahahaha

i'm in

wooops...

I got a package in the mail and I opened it. my bad.




now i dont have a head.

we are afraid of these things

keep your ears and eyes open. and any mysterious boxes closed.

from,
scissors

a wishlist from your friendly nieghborhood PACKAGE cast

2 shopping carts.

a sandbox.

an amazing lighting grid, which utilizes only household lamps, and strobe lights, both on dimmers of course.

a really spectacular metal garbage can.

2 hockey sticks.

a lot of time.

alot of space.

loads and loads of american currency.

and package groupies. we arent in this for nothin ya know ?

WHERE IS TRENT?

Are you coming to back to Chicago or what?

Thank god for....

used, we all will be at least once in our short lives

1rst draft of the script is complete.

is it strange ? it depends on your views.

Perhaps this was caused by the FedEx man opening the package.

We told him not to.

THE PACKAGE

The Package, is a project, concieved by me, Trent Creswell, that will be running this year at the Chattanooga Theatre Centre.
This piece is concieved by me, but in no way written by me, you see ?

It is an intensely physical project with a narrative about NOT OPENING PACKAGES THAT SAY DO NOT OPEN!

But, there are nonsequiters(sp?), intertwined with this strange story. These segments are simply things that i personally wanted to see done on stage.

For example: Taking a dollar bill, writing on it, putting it in a blender with oranges apples bananas and other fruity treats, and drinking it all down !
Acts like contact improv shopping cart jousting!
Acts like competitive ear cleaning!
And others!!!!!

But, i want your ideas of weird strange things that if i dont put it on stage, it might not ever be put on stage.

TELL ME ! TELL ME ! TELL ME !!!!!!!!!!